Saturday, December 16, 2006


Certified at Last!!!!
We are finally finished with school and you can now officially refer to us as English teachers. So here we are teaching in our matching yellow shirts. We celebrated by going out and drunking way too many adult beverages. Crazy things happened, but that is all that I will say about that. Today we had the wonderful task of going on a border run. Basically, when you go to Thailand, they give you a one month tourist visa and in order to stay for another month, you go cross the border somewhere and then they stamp your passport another 89 times and then you can stay for another month. I assume that this is done so that people can make money by doing visa runs. They actually pick you up at your hotel and take you through this whole process without ever telling you what is really going on. So today we sat on a bus for about a million hours, got on and off the bus 365 times to do random things we have no idea what were for, and then sat on a boat while the guy in charge stuck viagra down his pants. We stood in a barbed wire section at the immigration station in Burma (which is now called Myanmar) for about ten minutes and then did the whole thing again on the way back. The funny thing is that this town that we went to is there entirely for visa runs. You can only get there by boat from Thailand; there aren't any roads into Burma from there. The whole thing is a little odd and pretty ridiculous, but I guess one more month in Thailand is worth it. Tomorrow we are off to a national park to hang out in the jungle for a while and (cross your fingers) see a tiger. We will be there for a few days until we return to Phuket to pick up Aleta. At the very least, we should see some leeches....

The other picture is of us doing one of our favorite pasttimes in Thailand, eating. We do it several times a day, so we thought you might want to see it in action.

Thursday, December 07, 2006




Happy Bithday to the King!!!!

When I think of beaches, I usually think of sand and ocean, but in Thailand, beaches mean seas of chairs with umbrellas. You can rent a chair for the day for a mere 150 baht (about $5) what a deal for a place to sit your butt in in a country where you can eat lunch for 75 cents... Or you can eat bugs that this woman squirts with something for much less than 75 cents. That was at the king's birthday celebration. Happy Birthday!!! Eat crazy things!!!! We also ate crocodile kabobs. I must say they were a little chewy but much like chicken. Take note of her yellow shirt. people here love the king, I mean really love the king, and to show their love they wear yellow shirts all the time. The beach is a sea of umbrellas, but everywhere else is a sea of yellow shirts. We even succombed and bought some... Oh yeah, the funny looking bloke in the first picture is our new BFF, Tim. He's from Sheffield (that is very important). In that picture, he is doing something very illegal. Can anyone guess what that illegal activity is? We may send you a postcard, or some fried bugs, to the winner.... We are almost done with school, which means we will be traveling...something that might actually be of interest to you all (unless you want to learn about passive voice). We got nothing else...sorry.